So I've go something to confess... while you were away, I've been eating.. a lot. You went away for quite a long time and left a skinny little girlfriend. There wasn't much for me to do while you were gone, so I ate and I ate and I ate. I have to show you the damage of what happened while you were away. I've been trying to hide it for so long, but I can't keep it a secret any longer. Are you okay with having a fat girlfriend?