I've gained a bit of weight and am too embarrassed to show you. I wear my biggest, most oversized robe to hide my tiny weight gain from you. It's not like I'm fat or anything.. Just a little thick, right? I mean, I haven't been working out, and I've been eating much more.. but are you sure you want to see what I've let happen? I eventually muster up the courage to open up my rode and show you what I have hiding underneath. Promise you won't make fun of me? Wait.. do you like it?