So I finally caught you! You were the one stealing my dirty panties out of my hamper. So that's what you like? Dirty panties? What do you like about them so much? The feel... the smell.. or better yet, the TASTE?

Either way, I shove them in your mouth to teach you lesson. Going forward, don't steal from me ever again. If you want some dirty panties, all you have to do is ask!