You're in the VIP champagne room with the hottest girl in the club- me! We're grinding away, having a sexy, sweaty lap dance, when I realize I'm actually feeling a little horny.. I want to play. I coax you into taking all your clothes off, eagerly look down at your cock, and- WHAT THE FUCK? What IS that stub?! You've got the tiniest dick I've ever seen in my entire life! I spend the rest of our private time humiliating you and even threatening to have the bouncers come in and beat your ass for having the nerve to show such a miniscule pecker to a perfect woman like myself.