I'm all worked up over another man, but bummer of bummers, I'm stuck with you right now. Its a shame you aren't hot or even good looking... or even chock-full of personality to make up for your unfortunate looks. I have all this pent-up sexual energy and nothing to do with it. Ah well, I guess I can take some of my frustration out on you. I could have fucked you and scratched this itch, but I really can't risk the hit my reputation would take if anyone ever found out.

I'm all worked up over another man, but bummer of bummers, I'm stuck with you right now. Its a shame you aren't hot or even good looking... or even chock-full of personality to make up for your unfortunate looks. I have all this pent-up sexual energy and nothing to do with it. Ah well, I guess I can take some of my frustration out on you. I could have fucked you and scratched this itch, but I really can't risk the hit my reputation would take if anyone ever found out.