Have you ever heard of a Fairylight Bloom? It's an enchanted flower fairies have used for years to cast love spells. It's magic will quickly have you falling uncontrollably in love with me. This is more than a mere crush, a fetish, a penchant for gooning. This is a love so deep it goes beyond obsession. You will never experience these feelings for another being; it is a state uniquely exclusive to me. You have become enchanted by me, besotted, irrevocably lovesick. You are entirely consumed by me, wired to unconditionally adore me. You LOVE me.