I know how you boys go nuts over my shoes, especially worn-down, smelly ones like these. I've been wearing these disgusting flip-flops all summer long. You can see deep indents from my toes, all the grime and toe jam caked to the rubber, even the spots where I've sweated in them so many times the shoes have literally worn away. Most people would be horrified by these sandals, but you're just dying for a taste, aren't you?