What's that dick ever going to do for anyone, honey? There's no potential there. You really ought to snip the whole thing off and just be rid of this little... problem. There's no market for belly button dildos. Just forget about that useless, overgrown mole between your legs. It can't be fun to masturbate with that little thing... I can't imagine what you think you can do for a woman. Take yourself out of the game. Let that thing atrophy from disuse and dedicate your life to serving me.