We've been together for a long time now, but I don't really feel all that special...You still have that stupid wife, she gets all these perks, and what do I get? You don't even love her, you love Me!
But, I don't know... if you can't really show me you love me, I don't think this can continue. All I want is for you to sign this contract I had my lawyer write up. Its a small itty bitty thing to keep Me forever, right? Hold on, I have to record this just to make sure your wife doesn't try to go against your wishes.
After you sign the contract, its only right that I show you how much I... Show more