Typical loser, lost your membership card and forgot, when the next annual fee is due. Here is the reminder, including a late fee and a fee for the lost card. I know you are stupid, i expect it, so i planned ahead and made it expensive enough, to hopefully make it hurt enough, for you to not forget again. Remember, it is a lifetime membership, with no way of canceling or leaving the club.

Typical loser, lost your membership card and forgot, when the next annual fee is due. Here is the reminder, including a late fee and a fee for the lost card. I know you are stupid, i expect it, so i planned ahead and made it expensive enough, to hopefully make it hurt enough, for you to not forget again. Remember, it is a lifetime membership, with no way of canceling or leaving the club.