I've been going over your numbers and you have NOT been spending enough. But don't worry, slave. I figured out a way for you to make it all up to Me. I want you to go cash out your 401k account so you can hand over a fat lump sum. Sure you'll get taxed for cashing out early but what do you care, you're just handing it over to Me. I deserve ALL of your money. Not just your salary but also your savings and retirement funds. You work hard so that I NEVER have to. It's your duty, your obligation to give Me everything you've got! Cash it out today and you'll have the money in 3-4 business days. ... Show more