Another month, another payment, huh loser? That’s okay though, you’re perfectly happy paying to look at my ass. I think you’ve already accepted that this is the only way you’ll get ass from now on. Paying monthly is just a small, small contribution you can give back to make up for being such a pathetic waste of life. In the grand scheme of things, it barely makes a dent on the space and resources that you take up. But that’s why you’re perfectly happy to be here, paying, over and over again. Month after month. At least you’re useful in that regard!

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