Oh boys the levels of depravity my mind will go to seem to be rather endless. For your listening pleasure today I've concocted a lovely little perverted tale of a chance meeting with a very sexy abrupt Big Black Santa with a massive BBC.

It takes a special kind of twisted to portray Santa as a deviant, but I promise you I deliver. Grab some headphones, a little lube and sit back and enjoy my deviant holiday wishes.

Just over 10 minutes Erotic Audio ONLY MP3. Done in stereo with the perfect mix of holiday music.