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Since all you little piggies have been doing well sending Me cash and gifts, I thought I'd show one of you loser's gifts on My precious feet. Check out My new boots. Bet you wish you were here on your knees kissing them? Unlacing them and sniffing My stockings? I know you'll like My stockings too and maybe if you email Me begging Me and offering enough money I'll sell you a worn pair!