Sweetie, I'm just checking to see if you are ready for bed and did you finish your Christmas list yet? You did? Can I see it?

Hmmm... games, hoodies, books..... ummm, honey? Step-mommy's farts? What do you mean by that... like my farts.... from my butt??

Sweetie, you know Santa can't bring you step-mommy's farts... but I can! You've been such a good boy this year... I mean it is a little odd but if that's what you really want for Christmas step-mommy will do it for you.

Would you like to open your gift a little early? Step-mommy is so gassy tonight!

Sweetie, I'm just checking to see if you are ready for bed and did you finish your Christmas list yet? You did? Can I see it?

Hmmm... games, hoodies, books..... ummm, honey? Step-mommy's farts? What do you mean by that... like my farts.... from my butt??

Sweetie, you know Santa can't bring you step-mommy's farts... but I can! You've been such a good boy this year... I mean it is a little odd but if that's what you really want for Christmas step-mommy will do it for you.

Would you like to open your gift a little early? Step-mommy is so gassy tonight!