Hey shoe loser! I was out shopping today and I noticed how filthy the bottoms of my wedges were. I was totally grossed out. I hate knowing that my wedges are SO dirty and there is no way I will be cleaning the dirt off... that's your job, loser! I want you to get down on your knees and worship my sexy painted toes and wedges while using your tongue to lick every little speck of dirt off the bottom. You should be begging for the chance to eat the filth from my wedges so get licking shoe slut!