Are you so excited to find me the perfect guy to fuck tonight? I know you are. So when you're trying to decide who's worthy of going home with me, think about yourself. Think about the way you look, the way you dress, the size of your penis, etc. and find me the exact opposite, because that's what I'm looking for. Use yourself as a template of what I don't want. I want someone confident, tall, broad shoulders, enormous cock. You know, all those things you're not. And I hope it's not another night where I have to go over why I would never fuck you. Even after all this time, when you see me w... Show more