I have your summer plans all set up. I'm going to keep you holed up in your loser cave, buying Me tiny and expensive bikinis, while you worship My butt and jerk to My clips. This is the closest contact you'll get with a hot girl, loser, because no one wants you out at the pool ruining their vibe. So you're going to be My bikini bitch ALL SUMMER LONG while I go out and have fun with all the other hot people.

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