Today is payday for you average people and what's more exciting than a replenished bank account? I bet you feel so proud of yourself. All of your hard work has paid off and now you have a nice check to deposit. Well, what are you going to do with it, hm? Go out for drinks? Treat yourself to something nice? HAHAHAH! Aw, you don't get a say in how you spend your cash, loser! I DO! So, let Me tell you how to spend your check and the rest of your night.