you're an addict for shiny. There can never be enough shiny manipulation for your stupid male brain. I know that I can use these shiny curves to melt your brain and get you to do whatever I want. And, even more apparently, you love it. Stroke and get even weaker. Weak and stupid. The more I tease you, the more pliable you become. Now is the perfect time to strike. Now I can use you. Open that tribute page and send. Stupid and spendy for shiny. Just like we like it.