It's time this "Karen" cow gets what's coming! I'm running errands when you, a clerk at the store, tell me I need to put on a mask; those are Bovid-19 regulations after all! I rudely refuse but must soon pay when I notice milk leaking out of my udders even though I've already milked: the first sign of Bovid, a virus that causes an unsustainable production of milk. Not worried, I blame you anyway and demand that you milk me. When the milk doesn't stop, I refuse your idea of a hospital and instead cite a comment I read on the internet: semen can reverse the effects of Bovid! I demand you prod... Show more