I can't imagine what it must be like to be you, an adult virgin, and not by choice either. I can't imagine how lonely you must feel. How desperate. How pathetic. It must be so hard. I can't relate. It's time for you to accept that you're never getting laid. No one will ever want to fuck you. You've missed your chance, virgin boy.

I can't imagine what it must be like to be you, an adult virgin, and not by choice either. I can't imagine how lonely you must feel. How desperate. How pathetic. It must be so hard. I can't relate. It's time for you to accept that you're never getting laid. No one will ever want to fuck you. You've missed your chance, virgin boy.