I saw you staring at my ass in yoga class, so I've invited you back to my place to teach you a lesson. You're going to get on your knees and worship my perfect yoga booty as I put it in your face, making you weak for me. I'm going to mock you heavily for being such a pig and I'm going to make you give me your credit card so I can buy more expensive yoga pants on your dime! If you don't pay, I'll tell everyone at class that you're a pervert and you'll be banned from your favorite place forever. You're going to be my yoga pants slave forever!