You’ve been caught! Trousers down! Ahhh.... Just as I thought - A choad. You’ll be going to choad prison where you’ll live out the rest of your sad, “small” life without choadlettes. A sexless life is in store for you! Nothing you’re not used to. In choad prison you’ll be left to rot so that last inch of belly button falls off . No hope for you . Menial tasks will you give you some fulfilment whilst you repay some of your shame-debt to the women of the world .