Another year done and you’re still a loser, reeling in the embarrassment of another Christmas party, you know the ones where no one ever talks to you and you’re a loser outside of work as much as you are inside of work. Guess you’re surprised I’m even talking to you right ? Don’t get your hopes up I’m just t*psy and feeling mean .... I can’t even remember your name, are you the office cleaner ? Well, I have some tasks for you LOLOLOL