How does it feel to be the biggest loser ? Your services are no longer required by this company in your current position so your job title has been amended and you have been downgraded to loser! Losers do all the menial tasks like scrapping chewing gum off the under sides of desks, picking up my dry cleaning and other skivvy tasks . This new position really suits you! You could really make a career as a loser out of it . Why even bother looking for another job ? you’re hopelessly devoted to me anyway plus its not like i’d ever be kind enough to give you a reference, loser!