Since I’m a little worried the bar might question Me using someone else’s credit card (as if!), you’ll be lucky enough to come along with Me and My girlfriends. Don’t think for a second you’ll be sitting at our table, though. No, you’ll have a spot alone in the corner, drinking water, pissing off the waitress for having to keep coming back to you when you’re not ordering anything. When the waitress questions the credit card I’m using, I’ll summon you over; you’ll meekly nod your head yes as we all laugh at you, the waitress with a look of disbelief as you walk back to your lonely ...

Since I’m a little worried the bar might question Me using someone else’s credit card (as if!), you’ll be lucky enough to come along with Me and My girlfriends. Don’t think for a second you’ll be sitting at our table, though. No, you’ll have a spot alone in the corner, drinking water, pissing off the waitress for having to keep coming back to you when you’re not ordering anything. When the waitress questions the credit card I’m using, I’ll summon you over; you’ll meekly nod your head yes as we all laugh at you, the waitress with a look of disbelief as you walk back to your lonely table with your tail between your legs. You’re in luck, though. We usually order more than we can drink.

So at the end of the night, you’ll walk back over and kneel as we pour our excess drinks in your face for the whole bar to see.