You must think you really hit the jackpot, huh loser? Like I’m honor-bound to kiss you or something. Even if that were the case, do you really think you could handle it? A peck on the cheek would probably turn you into a toad or something, or better yet, you’d spontaneously combust. Isn’t this lipstick I’m wearing super sexy? I think I’ll put on a bit more to tease you. LOL getting antsy, are we?

How about a compromise? I blow you a kiss, and you get down on your knees where you belong and kiss My toes in front of the whole party. Wow, you actually look excited. God, so... Show more