Aren’t you a lucky sissy, finding such a generous Princess to give you the perfect makeover? I can teach you how all the hot girls do their makeup, that secret knowledge you so desperately crave.

We’ll start with your eyeshadow. Something really bright, like hot pink or purple or turquoise. Lay it on really thick, LOL

yes, super classy.. Now for your cheeks, also really

thick, you can’t overdo it, really. God, this is

funny. Now for the best part, your lipstick. I bet you

already know what I’m going to say. Oh yes, just like