I knew you were a virgin but I can’t believe you’ve never even had a girlfriend. You’re a full-blown adult, for God’s! Hold on a minute while I laugh My ass off. Ok that’s better. Well, you’re in luck, loser, I’ve found the perfect girlfriend for you; your hand plus a flesh light! Now you can lose your virginity without having to spend your money on anyone other than Me. I’ll even be your chaperone. Now get out some markers, draw a pretty face on your hand, and start kissing it—yeah, get her going with some foreplay—and then slowly and gently stick your dick in for the first time.... Show more