I figured it's time to streamline the process of taking your money... I mean our money... still not right... MY money. That's more like it. It was easy enough to have you hand all that ca$h over in person but I'm really tired of looking at you. I'll simply call the bank and have them make Me the primary account holder on your, now our, bank account. Don't pretend that you don't like being used, dear hubby. You wouldn't be on your knees jerking off as I put the phone up to your mouth so you can confirm your acceptance to this agreement if you didn't like it.

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