I'm no ordinary smoking girl. I'm high maintenance. My clothes are paid for. My nails, my food, my cigarettes - all the necessities, lol - they're paid for too, by my pay pigs. Of course, not just anyone can be my pay pig, Oh, no no no. You have to be willing to give. And give. And give. Your money, I mean. All of it. As long as you're alive. And, well, maybe after too ...