It's so nice to lie on my soft lawn with my bare legs and bare feet. I feel like a . I'm wearing a sexy but modest red dress (it was Sunday) and smoking and talking about making my family wait while I got ready for church (meaning, while I smoked a cigarette, lol) and how I brought cigarettes to a friend who had run out and was dying for a smoke. Oh - and I show you my pedicure too - I know you're gonna like it.