I'm going to have a cigarette - my 20th (and not even my last) of the day. Will you come relax and join me? You can light up too. Or if you're not a smoker, well, you can just watch. Won't that be nice. It's so relaxing just to sit and smoke, to listen to my rhythmic breathing and the little happy sounds I make as I inhale and exhale. So peaceful. So nice that we can share this time.