Your wife loves the holiday season. Christmas is the time for giving, and that's what we're going to do. We're going to give your wife lots of gifts together... disappointment, anxiety, suspicion, heartache. One day to celebrate the destruction of your marriage isn't enough, so we're giving her 12 days. Her broken heart is exactly what we both hope to find under the Christmas tree.

Your wife loves the holiday season. Christmas is the time for giving, and that's what we're going to do. We're going to give your wife lots of gifts together... disappointment, anxiety, suspicion, heartache. One day to celebrate the destruction of your marriage isn't enough, so we're giving her 12 days. Her broken heart is exactly what we both hope to find under the Christmas tree.