Coming home to an empty house is such a drag. Good thing I keep a tiny dwelling on the window sill of my bedroom for small guests that I acquire from time to time. I gently take my micro man by the torso and greet him after a long day. I use his itty bitty body to soak up perspiration from my feet and under bust. Lastly I tuck him n between my ass cheeks and smother him clean out of existence! OOOOPS! I guess that leaves his room open and available...