There's no way you could entertain or pleasure a women with a cock like that. Seriously. Get it out. Look down at your cock, and bask in the gloriousness of your own inadequacy.

You're a sorry sight aren't you? Look, in comparison to My lipstick ... you're nothing! You don't even compare to the lid of My lipstick! Your cock is smaller than the lid of My lipstick. And guess what ... it turns out I've got barely any lipstick left, and you don't even match up to that!

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