I've let my armpits grow pretty hairy, are you ready to watch me make them nice and smooth for you now? I hop in the shower and grab one of my favourite soaps, which smells like rhubarb and custard. Mmm, it's so nice and silky! Lathering up one armpit first, I take care to slowly shave off the hair, showing you how much hair is ending up on the razor! I rinse off and continue until one armpit is smooth and soft, and then switch sides. Wouldn't you enjoy watching up close while I shave my armpits? Maybe I should even shove your face in them!