There is only one way to solve the world's problems, and it's as simple as a short doctor visit.

One man at a time, I am determined to change the course of humanity. All it takes is a little snip.

The root of all evil is not the love of money (didn't a man write that?). The root of all evil is the worship of the penis. Merely having one diverts precious energy from the brain, toward base pursuits. Mush mind.

If we can trap all of that useless energy inside the penis, and then remove the offending organ, we are left with a mind made of malleable mush, aren't we? Show more