More expensive than saffron, My foot dust will cost you your money and your dignity. This foot file blows the weak little PedEgg out of the water. It shaves My sole skin like a cheese grater, and it gathers up big chunks of powder fresh from the rind. Look at the dust fly from My feet as I gather it all into a little dish just for you. It starts to build into a pile of sexy snow, and I describe what you might be excited about doing with My foot dust. Will you sprinkle it in your coffee? Dust it over your cereal or dinner? Snort it up your nose like the it really is?

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