You suck, and not in the good way. Are you a failure at pleasing women? Do you suspect that your girlfriend talks bad about you to her girlfriends? Are you pretty sure she's dreaming about laundry while you're having sex? Well, you're right about one thing: you're a major disappointment. Yeah, you may be wealthy, pay for things, and spoil her with material goods, but all of your money can't make up for your failures as a man! This is a message to you, from the woman you are dating through some magical fluke in the universe. From the woman you're lucky to even look at, let alone date. From t...

You suck, and not in the good way. Are you a failure at pleasing women? Do you suspect that your girlfriend talks bad about you to her girlfriends? Are you pretty sure she's dreaming about laundry while you're having sex? Well, you're right about one thing: you're a major disappointment. Yeah, you may be wealthy, pay for things, and spoil her with material goods, but all of your money can't make up for your failures as a man! This is a message to you, from the woman you are dating through some magical fluke in the universe. From the woman you're lucky to even look at, let alone date. From the woman who's sick of your patheticness and is ready to realize that you're not man enough for her! Go back to where you belong, loser: the single life, alone, with only your hand and your wallet to comfort you. Even your money can't buy love. Now, jerk off to your sad, lonely existence and the power of a woman who doesn't need nor want you. *Contains countdown*