You fat fuck, how did you get to this disgusting place in life? It had to have taken years of failure, neglect, overindulgence, laziness, and general grossness. I bet you miss looking down and seeing your penis. Being obese is rude to everyone around you who has to move over or get squashed to accomodate you. I'm giving you orders for how to be less obtrusive to the rest of us, and I'm going to give you a fat loss plan.

When you take all the money you usually spend on garbage food and TV and give it to ME, its rightful place, you will see wonders in your physique. How many pounds w... Show more