I'm reaping what I sow and gathering the harvest to bring to market!

I have men from all around the world, climbing over each other with cash in hand begging to buy my toenail clippings. They love the way they crunch in their mouths, roll around their tongues, and taste like the most exquisite amuse-bouche.

Will you be one of the lucky few who gets to be first in line? The more you offer, the higher you climb on the availability list.

What will you do with my clippings? What about my foot dust?

I'm reaping what I sow and gathering the harvest to bring to market!

I have men from all around the world, climbing over each other with cash in hand begging to buy my toenail clippings. They love the way they crunch in their mouths, roll around their tongues, and taste like the most exquisite amuse-bouche.

Will you be one of the lucky few who gets to be first in line? The more you offer, the higher you climb on the availability list.

What will you do with my clippings? What about my foot dust?