So I'm seeing this new guy, and he's sooooo hot. Yeah, it's the one in all of My social media posts! Oh, you know him? Wait.....OOOOOOOOH, that's the guy! That's the guy you told Me about, the one who and tormented you all through school. The one who bullied you! Yeah, those were horrific stories you told Me. And I'm the girl you've been friend zoned by for years, aren't I?

I'm the girl you've always had a huge crush on but has always considered you her best friend. Isn't that what total losers do? Pretend to be friends when really they just fantasize and jerk off to the girl they... Show more