It's so sad. A grown man who's STILL a VIRGIN??? What the fuck is wrong with you? The worst part is that once you've gone this far into life without ever using your dick on a woman, there's no going forward. There is no way that your brain can process the humiliation that would come from being in the same room with a nude woman, let alone the pressure of trying to perform for your FIRST TIME.

No, you will probably NEVER get laid, because you've NEVER been laid! Listen to us talk about what a fucking loser you are and tell stories about random stupid boys We've met who made Us...

It's so sad. A grown man who's STILL a VIRGIN??? What the fuck is wrong with you? The worst part is that once you've gone this far into life without ever using your dick on a woman, there's no going forward. There is no way that your brain can process the humiliation that would come from being in the same room with a nude woman, let alone the pressure of trying to perform for your FIRST TIME.

No, you will probably NEVER get laid, because you've NEVER been laid! Listen to us talk about what a fucking loser you are and tell stories about random stupid boys We've met who made Us LAUGH in bed!
Sweetie, you will always be a virgin. The number one wish on your bed will be, "i wish i could have had sex just once in my life," and you will probably a virgin.
Featuring Cheyenne Jewel and Sarah Blake

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