I've made it good and dirty, and now I'm going to suck it all up in the vacuum - wearing sexy pink platform stiletto heels, of course.

Put your face down there in the dirt, and watch dust, hair, balloons, small objects, and other nastiness be engulfed by suction and be carried through the tube, into the vacuum. Hear the *thwomp* noise I love so much, as the pieces of clutter are ripped from the atmosphere, the air unable to hold them against the sheer of controlled suction.

All those dust bunnies, gobbled up.