On the eleventh day of Christmas my true slave gave to me..... If you want to know you have to watch this vid to find out. Don't worry, even though you have been naughty, I am still very, very nice. This is a fact that by now I can only assume you are fully aware of. Who else gives it to you in such a real and clever way as I? Who else could provide you the relief you seek from your day to day existence? Who else could you to do all the things you truly desire but are too afraid to complete on your own? Me that's who, and you better damn well remember that because it will never change. Merry X... Show more