I'm really sick with a horrible, very loud, hacking cough and the cold from hell! I tried putting on some makeup in an attempt to look pretty, but I failed miserably. I look like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer with this cold. I blow my nose and show you the gross, milky white discharge that comes out of my nostrils. Then after a loud, very annoying hacking smoker-like cough that seems like it goes on for eternity, I cough up some nasty white phlegm and show you it on my tongue. Disgusting!