It's the middle of the night and I have to get out of my comfy bed to take a dump. I've had to go number 2 all day, but it won't come out! I hate being constipated-it's the worst! I pee and let out a couple loud farts, and finally a small hard mass comes out.

It's the middle of the night and I have to get out of my comfy bed to take a dump. I've had to go number 2 all day, but it won't come out! I hate being constipated-it's the worst! I pee and let out a couple loud farts, and finally a small hard mass comes out.