I'm in my hotel room, naked except for a pair of very sexy nude high heel shoes, when suddenly, I have to go number two really badly! I sit on the toilet and at first, my dump sounds like I'm peeing and it feels like I'm peeing out my butthole. I let loose some very loud, raunchy, smelly farts and I can't help but look disgusted LOL. I finish up, wipe, flush the toilet, and wash my hands at the sink. I feel better now!